December 2, 2011

Keep Your Pants On

Background of title: I'm currently on the second disc of season 2 of Gilmore Girls.  Luke just yelled that lovely catch-phrase (okay, so it's not exactly a catch-phrase but close enough) across his diner at Lorelai. 

Ask me how much I love my life.

The answer is: "Too much to handle!"

Now it's time for my weekly list of complaints. 
-It's December, and it hasn't snowed in ages.
-One of my kiddos bombed a test today.  I still haven't learned to "leave my work at work".  That's gonna take a while.
-I'm loving wearing leggings (I realize that's not a complaint, get ready for it).  Go ahead, throw your immodesty arguments at me, I can take 'em.  If you think they're immodest, that's your opinion (that's the best complaint you're gonna get out of me regarding this issue).
-I'm sick of eating take-out and leftovers.  Wish I had time for real food!
-I need a job.  I have no money.  Literally, none.  Feel free to look at my bank account, there's nothing to steal.

Aaaaaaaaaand now it's time for my weekly list of awesomeness.
-It's December, and it hasn't snowed.  I love snow on the trees, grass, houses, even sidewalks, just not on the roads.
-I love my kiddo that bombed a test.  S/he's great.  I will miss him/her.
-I'm still drinking Diet Coke.  Yum.
-Only one more week of school.
-Two more tests.
-I made a real funny joke today.  About a man in my program not being able to read orange signs.  Y'all missed out.
-It's Friday night.  I took a four hour nap.  And I'm totally okay with that.
-I love showers.  Like, the showering kind.  Complete with hot water, shampoo, conditioner, loufas, and body wash.  Oh, and razors.  I opposite-of-love other kinds of showers.
-Skim milk is still my first choice of milk choices.  It just can't be beat.
-I'm down to wearing smaller sizes of pants and other clothing than I wore in high school.  Holla!
-I still wear my retainer to bed.  And I'm proud of it.

Okay, that's enough for this week.  Feel free to leave comments of your own complaints/awesomeness...I welcome them whole-heartedly!

2 comments:

Brittany said...

i have a complaint for you. your green font hurts my eyes, against the bright white background!!!!!!
that is all.
oh and i haven't seen you since that one time we went to lunch. also not ok.

Unknown said...

Love the list! Minus the skim milk part. Whenever I drink skim milk I feel like I am drinking dirty dish water (going on looks here). But hey, to each their own.